Because My Shit is Stuff, and Your Stuff Is Shit

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❒ TAKEN ❒ SINGLE ✔ WHILE I'M FLATTERED BY YOUR INTEREST, JOHN, I CONSIDER MYSELF MARRIED TO MY TUMBLR.

 

welcometowherethewildthingsare:

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

ittybittymanatee:

It’s pretty tricky, right? I couldn’t even find the “on” button.

Still one of the funniest things that happened on Agents of SHIELD, genius.

But look at his face in the second one, omg.  Coulson looks so suspicious, like, “I’m pretty sure Fitzsimmons programmed this thing not to work for me, just so they can laugh.”

(Source: supercalifragiwhat)

dancingqueen707:

niallshit:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

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It made me so happy

Anytime I see bun-buns eating dandelions I think of Watership Down, which makes me happy because it’s my fav.

barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

2,000 notes.

JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

isloremipsumafterall:

"Well. Yes. But that’s besides the point."

"You gonna sit down or not?"

For kittenskysong who asked for some Shield Daddies hurt/comfort. Though it more turned in to the bantering they get in to when they’re hiding their worry.

http://bonitabreezy.tumblr.com/post/92982817233/gazzymouse-arrafrost-littlejehan-i-bet

gazzymouse:

arrafrost:

littlejehan:

I bet Clint was on a mission.

I bet halfway through he called for his extraction and his handler didn’t answer.

I bet he was stranded for days behind enemy lines with no backup and no way of reaching Nat.

I bet he finally crawled his way to…

cartoonpolitics:

"Debt is a trap, especially student debt, which is enormous, far larger than credit card debt. It’s a trap for the rest of your life because the laws are designed so that you can’t get out of it. If a business, say, gets in too much debt, it can declare bankruptcy but individuals can almost never be relieved of student debt through bankruptcy." .. (Noam Chomsky)

cartoonpolitics:

"Debt is a trap, especially student debt, which is enormous, far larger than credit card debt. It’s a trap for the rest of your life because the laws are designed so that you can’t get out of it. If a business, say, gets in too much debt, it can declare bankruptcy but individuals can almost never be relieved of student debt through bankruptcy." .. (Noam Chomsky)

(Source: rjmatson.com)

http://bonitabreezy.tumblr.com/post/92984514468/venitinmentem-hawkeyforthecup

venitinmentem:

hawkeyforthecup:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it…

thecanadianconsultant:

billiondollarsuperhero:

sebbastianstans:

if you just want to enjoy aou and marvel without the constant negativity and negative people clap your hands

YES

YES

MOTHERFUCK

FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{CLAPS UNTIL HANDS FALL OFF}

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note-a-bear:

cartelcoco:

tezthinks:

sonofbaldwin:

Yo. She is super-duper fly. #BadAsFuck

Life goals.
Visiblity Matters.

LAWD *clutches chest*

hey there

note-a-bear:

cartelcoco:

tezthinks:

sonofbaldwin:

Yo. She is super-duper fly. #BadAsFuck

Life goals.

Visiblity Matters.

LAWD *clutches chest*

hey there

rainnecassidy:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

*raises both hands and a foot*

(Source: cokeproblem)

charlie-cluster-seven:

WE’RE GETTING  A COULSON AND MOVIE MARIA HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THANOS BUILD-A-FIGURE!!!!!!!!!!!